Our Credentialed Empire

We're not just a website, we're a movement. And like any movement, we have a set of core values that we live by:

Value 1: Exclusivity is Key

We're not for everyone. We're for those who understand the nuances of our brand of humor. If you're not one of us, don't worry, you'll know when you're one of us.

Learn more about our exclusive membership requirements

Value 2: Binge-Watching is a Right

We condone, nay, we encourage our users to spend hours on end watching cat videos, scrolling through memes, and generally wasting their time on the internet. Because, let's face it, that's just the best use of your time.

Find out how our servers are specifically designed to support your binge-watching habits

Value 3: Our Code is Open-Source... Sort Of

We're not just a website, we're a community. And like any good community, we have a few skeletons in our closet. Okay, fine. We have a lot of skeletons in our closet. Our code is, uh, "inspired" by open-source principles. Don't @ us.

Learn more about our "open-source" philosophy (and our lawyers)