Our Credentials

Meet the Team

Bob "The Builder" Johnson

Bob is our resident expert in all things ductwork and pipe fittings. He's been known to single-handedly hold up an entire building with his impressive collection of 37 Windex bottles and 14 rolls of duct tape.

Learn more about Bob

Liz "The Gizmo" Thompson

Liz is our go-to gal for all things gadgets and gizmos. Her extensive knowledge of 8-bit microchips and vintage electronics will make your heart sing.

Check out Liz's impressive collection of vintage calculators

Ted "The Tech" Lee

Ted is our ace hacker who can bypass any security system with nothing but a roll of quarters and a well-placed wink. His motto? "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again (and then again, and again, and...)."

Read Ted's infamous hacking manifesto

Marty "The Marty" Martin

Marty is our resident expert on all things... well, everything. If it's not in our database, he'll just make it up.

Meet the man behind our company's collective ignorance

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