Warning: Cookies have taken over the world, but not in a good way. They're now sentient, and they're not happy about it.
We're not sure how it happened, but it's clear that the cookie apocalypse is upon us. The once-peaceful land of snacktime is now a war zone.
Our research team, led by Dr. Emily Cookie, has gone dark, but we have reason to believe they're still alive. Last transmission from the lab:
"The cookies... they're adapting. They're changing. They're... OH NO."