Meet John Smith, our beloved CTO, who just so happens to be a Muppet puppet on the payroll. Because who needs actual human talent when you can just have a Muppet in a suit?
John's backstory is a fascinating one. He was created by a group of bored accountants who wanted to spice up their meeting minutes with some felt and foam. He was originally designed to be a generic "IT Guy" character, but we've customized him to fit our company's unique brand of chaos.
As CTO, John is responsible for making sure our infrastructure doesn't spontaneously combust, and that our servers are always on. He's also in charge of making sure our engineers don't break anything too badly.