Super Donors Unite!

Join the ranks of the most generous contributors to our totally-not-a-scam charity! Your donations are totally secure and not tax-deductible. Maybe.

Achievements:

Donated to a charity that actually exists and actually helps people

Received a cookie for your donation (just kidding, it's actually just a slightly-used-salmon)

Had the opportunity to fill out a 10-page survey on our donor demographics