It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. Our CEO, Bob, is so emotionally drained from dealing with our company's existential crisis that he's been known to break down in tears in front of the water cooler.
He's not just crying, he's actually sobbing uncontrollably. The sound of his sobs can be heard echoing down the hallways, and it's become a real morale-booster around the office.
But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom here. Our CEO is a highly trained professional who's been certified in Extreme Crying Techniques (ECT) by the World Crying Federation. He's got this.