Our Employees Are Trying

They really are. We've seen the spreadsheets.

They're trying their best, but it's just not their year.

We're talking about the ones who can't even get the coffee machine right.

The ones who think a 'break room' is just a fancy word for 'where the microwave is.'

But hey, at least they're trying.

We're a company that's all about progress, no matter how slow.

And by progress, I mean 'we managed to get the copier working for 3 whole days straight.'

So, if you're looking for a job where 'trying' is the new 'doing'

And 'almost' is the new 'done', then you're in luck!

We have openings in our:

Come on down, we'll 'try' to make you feel welcome.