Tip 1: How to Eat an Entire Pizza by Yourself

Step 1: Get a large, cheesy pizza.

Step 2: Place it on a table or floor.

Step 3: Ignore the consequences.

Tip 2: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Step 1: Find a safe place to hide.

Step 2: Stock up on canned goods.

Step 3: Pretend you're a chicken.