Our Experts: The Brains Behind the Bane of Society

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Dr. Bottomsworth has spent years studying the art of being a nuisance. His expertise lies in creating chaos, mayhem, and general unpleasantness.

Invention of the Week: The Sudden, Uncontrollable Fart Machine Chaos Theory Application: The Art of Making a Scene

Mr. Bubblegum

Mr. Bubblegum is an expert in all things sticky and superfluous. He can tell you the intricacies of a well-placed glob of gum on the bottom of your shoe.

Gum Analysis: The Science of Adhesive Substances Sticky Situations: When Gum Becomes a Liability

Professor Peculiar

Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth-Smyth

Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth is a specialist in the field of Extreme Ironing. She can iron out even the most complicated of creases, leaving you looking like a crisp, pressed version of your former self.

Extreme Ironing: The Art of Making a Statement with Your Clothing Steam Pressing Techniques: The Science of Making Your Clothes Look Like New

Professor Punsley P. Bottomsworth III

Professor Bottomsworth III is a renowned expert in the field of Puns. He can pun-ify any situation, leaving you feeling pun-derful.

Pun-tastic: The Art of Making Words Playful Pun-ishment: The Science of Using Puns to Punish Your Enemies