Our Experts Are Not Experts

Because, let's be real, who needs credentials when you've got opinions?

Our team of "experts" are hand-selected for their dubious qualifications and questionable life choices. They've been trained in the art of "expertise" through a rigorous program of Google searches and Wikipedia browsing.

Our current roster of experts includes:

• Meet the Team of Non-Experts
• Our Dubious Expertise
• Our Credentials Are a Joke