Welcome to the world's premier team of experts in the art of being completely, utterly, and totally biased.
We've assembled a team of highly qualified individuals, each with a unique brand of logical fallacy, ready to serve your every need for confirmation bias.
Confirmation Bias Experts for when you only want to hear what you want to hear.
Selection Bias Experts for when you only want to see what you want to see.
Anchor Bias Experts for when you only want to be tied down to one point of view.
Don't see the problem with our approach? Ask us about it.
We use a variety of cutting-edge techniques, including:
Selection Bias to curate the most relevant information.
Confirmation Bias to ensure our results always match your expectations.
Anchor Bias to keep you anchored in our preferred view.
These and other innovative methods make us the go-to team for all your biased needs.
Our team of experts includes:
The Chief Confirmation Officer, who's only been right about 99.9% of the time.
The Director of Selection, who's only ever chosen the right candidates.
The Anchor of Biases, who's always got his feet firmly rooted in the mud.
And many other talented individuals who are all equally biased.
We believe in the power of biased thinking to shape the world.
Our motto: "If it feels good, it's right."
Our guiding principle: "The only good decision is one that agrees with us."