Bubblegum McSponge's Unofficial Expert Credentials

Expertise:

• Extreme Bubblegum Chewing

  With a lifetime supply of bubblegum, I can chew it, blow bubbles, and stick it to the ceiling.

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• Sponge Wrangling

  I've spent years wrestling with the most temperamental of sponges, ensuring they're dry, clean, and never a soggy mess.

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• Fuzzy Math

  My expertise in fuzzy math is rivaled only by my expertise in bubblegum and sponges.

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