Meet
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
, Our Resident Expert on Unconventional Socks.
Dr. Bottomsworth has spent years studying the intricacies of socks, including but not limited to:
Sock Tying Techniques
,
Sock Munching Records
, and the
Sock Hoarding Epidemic
.
Sock Tying Techniques
Dr. Bottomsworth has developed a proprietary method of tying his socks with such precision and speed that it has been
featured in the Sock Tying Olympics
.
Sock Munching Records
Dr. Bottomsworth has set a new world record for most socks consumed in one sitting: 27 pairs in 5 minutes.
Sock Hoarding Epidemic
Dr. Bottomsworth has a collection of over 10,000 socks that he claims will one day be the key to world peace.