Welcome to Our Fake Employees

Where every employee is a master of their craft, except when they're not.

• John Doe: The Janitor Extraordinaire
• Jane Smith: The Coffee Connoisseur
• Bob Johnson: The Prophet of Procrastination

Meet the Team:

• John Doe, Janitor extraordinaire, expert in all things trash and recyclables.
• Jane Smith, coffee aficionado, sipping on lattes since '92.
• Bob Johnson, Prophet of Procrastination, expert in finding creative ways to avoid actual work.

Want to meet more of our talented team? Check out our team page