We've had a string of high-profile cases involving missing socks. It's a epidemic, really.
The Case of the Missing Starlight Socks The Murder Mystery of the Missing Socks in the Wash Sneaky Snake, The Suspect with a Reputation for SocknappingOur team of highly trained investigators is on the case. Stay tuned for updates.
We've made progress, but still no breakthroughs. The socks are still MIA.
The Latest Suspect Theories Socks in the Wild: A Map of Known Sock Sightings