Feline Fitness Tips

By Purrfectly Brutal

Are you tired of your cat's sedentary lifestyle? Do you want to know the secrets to getting your feline overlord to the gym? Look no further! This page is dedicated to the art of getting your cat to exercise and eat right, because let's face it, they're not going to do it themselves.

Subpages:

Our Feline Workout Plan

Our Feline Nutrition Plan

Our Feline Fitness Tips:

• Make sure to provide a scratching post that's at least 6 feet tall, or else your cat will just sit on the couch and complain about their back.
• Get your cat a catnip-based exercise bike, it's like a stationary bike, but with catnip.
• Use a laser pointer to create a virtual 'red dot' for your cat to chase, it's like a treadmill, but with more excitement.
• Make sure to provide plenty of cat treats, but only after your cat completes a set amount of exercises, it's called 'positive reinforcement'.

Disclaimer:

Remember, these tips are provided without any warranties or promises of actual results. Your cat's fitness level is still the sole responsibility of your cat, not us. Don't blame us when they still can't fit into that designer handbag you bought for them.