It is with great pleasure that we announce the acquisition of the Galactic Sardine Corporation, the premier supplier of intergalactic sardines in the cosmos. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated accountants have worked tirelessly to ensure a smooth transition of assets, including their prized sardine farms on the planet Zorgon-6.
We are excited to integrate their expertise in sardine-based space travel fuel into our own product line, further solidifying our position as the go-to company for all your intergalactic transportation needs. Our CEO, the fearless and fabulous Zara "The Sardine Queen" LaPierre, has issued a statement saying, "We are thrilled to welcome the Galactic Sardine Corporation to our family of companies. Their sardines are the perfect fit for our customers who demand the best."