Q: Why is the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic so loud and obnoxious?
A: Because it's a bold statement, that's why.
Q: Will I get motion sickness from reading this site?
A: Only if you're a fragile flower. Otherwise, you're fine.
Q: Can I request a different color scheme?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. We're stuck on this look.
Q: What's the deal with all the drop shadows?
A: Because we like our shadows like our opinions: bold and unapologetic.
Why do you never tell me the truth? Why is the drop shadow so important?