Bob's Philosophy Tips - Because You Clearly Need Some Guidance

Tip 1: Existentialism is Just a State of Mind (Literally)

Existentialists say that life has no inherent meaning, but that doesn't mean you can't find meaning in a good nap. Try it, you won't regret it.

Tip 2: Absurdity is a Lifestyle (Choice)

Don't worry, it's not just a phase - absurdity can be a real thing. Just think of all the times you've walked into a room and said "I'm a hamster" out loud. Yeah, that's not a phase, that's just living.

Tip 3: The Answer is 42 (But Only on Tuesdays)

It's not just a joke, it's a fact. Tuesdays are the best days, and the answer is always 42. Don't @ me.