A tale of woe, or how I, Balthazar McSnazz, became the world's greatest entrepreneur.
It's a story of innovation, of vision, of late-night pizza parties and questionable life choices.
As a young whippersnapper, I had a passion for 8-bit art and poorly-made knockoff knockoffs of 3D models.
I spent countless hours huddled in my parent's garage, frantically coding and soldering, fueled by a combination of Mountain Dew and existential dread.
Read about the early days, when success was a distant dream and my parents' patience was a thin thread Learn about our first acquisition, when we bought a 3D printed toaster that would never work quite right Discover the tale of our most ill-fated experiment, when we attempted to make a 3D printed cat that could fly