Our Founder

1st Place Tin Award

Congratulations to Balthazar McSnazz for winning the prestigious 1st Place Tin Award in the category of "Most Likely to Be Found in a Landfill"! Balthazar's award-winning achievement was celebrated with a year's supply of tin cans and a complimentary membership to the "I'm-a-Genius-But-Also-Really-Clumsy" club.

Congrats, Balthazar! May your award be the crowning achievement of your illustrious career as a professional snail trainer.

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