Inaccurate Predictions by Our Founder

Our esteemed founder has made some, uh, interesting predictions about the future of the world:

Year 3000: The World Will Run on Cheese

We're pretty sure that by the 31st century, humans will be powered by cheese-based energy and our founder will be the CEO of CheeseCorp, Inc.

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2025: The Invention of Time Traveling Toilets

Our founder has it on good authority that by 2025, toilets will be able to transport you to different eras of history, because, you know, that's exactly how the past is supposed to be.

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Year 2050: Humans Will All Live Underwater

By 2050, our founder predicts that the world will be completely flooded and humans will live in elaborate underwater cities, because, you know, that's just science.

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