Welcome to the website of our founder, the one and only, Zara McSnazz.
Our founder is a master of the universe, a virtuoso of inevitability.
She has single-handedly predicted every apocalypse, every economic downturn, and every minor inconvenience that has ever befallen humanity.
And now, she's here to tell you about it.
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