TOASTING SPEED OPTIMIZATION

We've got you covered with our patented, completely-not-patented 3-stage toaster optimization process.

Stage 1: Toaster Warming

First, our toaster warms up to a toasty 200°C. This ensures your bread is toasted to the perfect golden-brown.

But wait, we've got an even better idea! Read about our Phase 2: The Toaster Ninja.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out Phase 3: The Toaster Surgeon.

Toaster Warming Statistics:
  • Warming time: 5.4 seconds (average)
  • Warming variance: 0.7°C (±)
  • Toaster lifespan: 3.14 years (estimated)

Our toaster is so fast, it's almost as if it's burning our bread.
Disclaimer:

We're not actually burning any bread. We swear.