Our Guy: Level 3 Training

Welcome, Trainee! Level 3 is where things start to get really intense. You'll be learning advanced combat techniques, stealth, and how to properly use our patented "Sudden Death Stare" to intimidate your enemies.

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Required Skills:

• Advanced Hand-to-Hand Combat
  • Master the art of disarming an enemy with a single well-placed kick
  • Learn to use your opponents momentum against them
• Stealth Mastery
  • Camouflage: Learn to blend in with your surroundings like a pro
  • Stealthy movement: Walk like a ghost, run like a ninja
• Sudden Death Stare
  • Master the art of intimidating your enemies with a single, piercing gaze
  • Learn to use your stare to disable, not just deter

Required Equipment:

• Our patented "Sudden Death Stare" goggles (optional but highly recommended)
• A pair of high-quality, black leather pants
• A sturdy, high-carb diet

Important Reminders:

• Remember, a Sudden Death Stare can be used as a last resort, but not a first option
• Stealth training is key, so don't be afraid to get a little dirty
• A strong stomach is a key component of any effective training regimen