Are you ready to pay $200 a month for a gym that's just a glorified closet with a few rusty weights and a treadmill that's seen better days?
We're not a real gym, but a simulated hellhole designed to break your spirit and crush your dreams.
Our members are all masochists and gluttons for punishment. They come to our gym to suffer and toil away on our rickety equipment, all while being constantly belittled by our in-charge-but-also-not-really-just-a-guy-who-likes-to-yell-at-people manager.
Our facilities are a marvel of neglect and disrepair. You'll find: