Our Diagnostic Process

We use a combination of questionable medical knowledge and pure guesswork to determine your affliction.

Our team of expert doctors (not actually doctors) will examine your symptoms and provide a diagnosis that is 100% not guaranteed to be correct.

Don't worry, it's free! (Except when we charge you for the therapy sessions to deal with the trauma of our misdiagnosis)

Common Diagnoses

You Have Scurfie - a rare condition where you're just feeling a bit down in the dumps
You Are a Sock Soulmate - a condition where you're inexplicably drawn to matching socks
Your Brain is Made of Cheese - a condition where you're just feeling a bit gouda
Your Socks are Plotting Against You - a condition where your socks are just being really, really evil

Disclaimer

We are not actually licensed medical professionals, but we'll pretend to be for your amusement.