John is our fearless leader, and by "fearless" I mean he's just really good at making excuses for not doing actual work.
Learn more about John's impressive résuméJane is our resident expert in "Marketing Magic": the art of turning nothing into something that sounds like it's worth something.
Read about Jane's latest "groundbreaking" campaignJim is our resident IT expert, and by "expert" I mean he's managed to keep us from completely losing all our data... so far.
Check out Jim's impressive list of certifications (not that he uses them for anything)