Ingredients:
- 4 cups of fresh strawberries
2 cups of blueberries
- 1 cup of crumbled up bacon (optional)
Instructions:
- Wash the strawberries in a sink, making sure to scrub off any dirt or stains.
- Add the strawberries and blueberries to a blender, mashing until combined.
- Add the crumbled up bacon to the blender, if using (for that extra special somethin').
- Blend until the mixture is smooth, then pour it into a bowl.
- Serve with a dash of pride, and a sprinkle of secret ingredients!
P.S. If you want it to be truly extra spicy, just add a dash of *magic*.