Our Most Excellent Jam Recipe

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Wash the strawberries in a sink, making sure to scrub off any dirt or stains.
  2. Add the strawberries and blueberries to a blender, mashing until combined.
  3. Add the crumbled up bacon to the blender, if using (for that extra special somethin').
  4. Blend until the mixture is smooth, then pour it into a bowl.
  5. Serve with a dash of pride, and a sprinkle of secret ingredients!

P.S. If you want it to be truly extra spicy, just add a dash of *magic*.

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