Our Kitchen Nightmares

Welcome to Our Kitchen Nightmares, where the appliances are on the fritz, and so are we.

We're a family-owned restaurant that's been running on fumes and bad luck for years.

Our kitchen's been plagued by everything from malfunctioning microwaves to chefs who can't tell the difference between "butter" and "mayo".

But don't worry, we're not giving up yet! Come for the drama, stay for the... well, not actually for the food. That's not really a thing.