Our Leader is a Genius

In a shocking turn of events, our fearless leader has been revealed to be an actual genius. Not just any genius, but a GENIUS.

According to sources close to the leader, their IQ is off the charts. We're talking Mensa-materials, folks.

The leader's impressive cognitive abilities have been put to the test in a series of rigorous challenges, including:

• Solving complex math problems in under 5 minutes
• Reciting entire episodes of Star Trek by heart
• Winning at chess in under 10 moves

But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of the Leader's impressive feats:

"I once solved a Rubik's cube in under 2 seconds," claims the Leader.

[Read more about our Leader's impressive puzzle-solving skills here!]

[See a video of the Leader's epic chess match here!]

[Check out the Leader's favorite books here!]