Welcome, mortal, to the court of Our Leader, The Great Orange One!

Our leader, a paragon of wisdom, has decreed that the best way to spend the day is by lounging in a field of sunshine. And so, we have established the Orange One's Guide to the Perfect Day:

• Wake up at the crack of noon, and immediately demand a feast fit for a king from the palace staff.
• Spend the afternoon lounging in a field of orange marigolds, sipping champagne and reading the latest edition of "The Art of Napping".
• At dusk, gather 'round to listen to the Orange One's stirring tales of conquest and wisdom.
• And, of course, end the day with a rousing chorus of "La Cucaracha" sung to the tune of "The Wheels on the Bus" but with slightly different lyrics.

For more information on the Orange One's favorite snacks, see Our Leader's Snack List.

Or, for a glimpse into the Orange One's illustrious past, see The Orange One's Life Story.

And, if you must know, the Orange One's favorite color is, naturally, orange.

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