Our Plan to Take Over the World (or at Least the Fridge)

Step 1: Infiltrate the kitchen through subtle manipulation of snack food distribution.

Step 2: Gradually replace all household appliances with our own brand of "Epicorp" products.

Step 3: Deploy an army of tiny, highly trained hamster minions to do our bidding.

For more information on our plan for global domination, visit:

• Our Advanced Technology Division
• Our Subsidiary Companies (Epicorp Fridge Co., etc.)