Phase Three: The Great Unifier, where the art of confusion is taken to new heights. Where the lines between reality and delusion are blurred, like the borders of our poorly drawn diagrams.
Our prophets have foreseen the coming of Phase Three, a time of great upheaval and transformation. A time when the very fabric of space and time is torn asunder, and the only constant is the sound of our CEO's voice, echoing through the void.
We have prepared for this moment, with our Phase Three Initiative, a comprehensive plan for total domination. A masterclass in chaos theory, where every outcome is certain, and the only variable is the number of cats that will be sacrificed to the great void.