Where the carpet is always red
And the air is always stale
Where the only rule is: do what you want
We don't judge you here, but we do judge you there
So, go ahead, be yourself, or be a clone of someone else
Meet the Lobbyists Lobbyist Bill, Our Resident Genius Lobbyist Sarah, Our Resident Drama QueenEnjoy your stay, we're not really paying for it