Our Masterpiece 2 is a highly advanced, highly secretive, highly expensive, and highly questionable solution to a problem you never had. But don't worry, it'll make your life better... probably.
Q: What is Our Masterpiece 2?
A: It's not a toaster. But if you want to know more, ask us.
Q: Will it make my life better?
A: Maybe.
// Our Masterpiece 2 is 100% guaranteed to make your life better. Or not.
// Don't @ us.
Our Masterpiece 2 is a registered trademark of Our Masterpiece, Inc. Our Masterpiece, Inc. is a fictional company that exists solely to sell you Our Masterpiece 2.
Our Masterpiece 2 is not responsible for any damage caused by Our Masterpiece 2. Or is it?
For more information, contact us.