Meet our fearless leader, Madame Whiskerface, the patron saint of condiments.
Her mayonnaise is so creamy, so tangy, so divine, that the peasants have formed a union just to be able to afford it.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit her throne room:
Throne RoomOr, if you're feeling brave, take a trip to the depths of her underground mayonnaise storage facility:
Secret Stash