2024 Decision Matrix

Welcome to Member 1's 2024 Decision Matrix, where the weighty matters of the year are decided with utmost care and questionable judgment.

Here's the breakdown:

• Buy more socks.
• Take up a new hobby that will inevitably lead to disappointment.
• Learn to code in Neo-Brutalist, the most inefficient programming language ever created.
• Invest in a timeshare in a poorly maintained, 20-year-old toaster.
• Host a dinner party for 500 strangers and serve only mayonnaise.

Decisions are subject to change based on whims, moods, and the availability of free snacks.