Member 5's Hidden Skills

Our esteemed member 5 has skills that rival the great masters. Behold!

1. Extreme Ironing - Member 5 can iron a wrinkled shirt while simultaneously reciting Shakespearean sonnets.

2. Underwater Basket Weaving - Member 5 has been known to weave intricate baskets while submerged in a shark tank.

3. Professional Line-Stander - Member 5 can stand in line for hours to buy the latest limited-edition toaster, all while maintaining a stoic expression.

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