Welcome to Our Merchandise

Where every item is a gateway to another dimension.

Featured Items:

• Socks for the Chronos Wrist
• T-Shirts with Randomly Generated Nihilistic Slogans
• Socks with Socks: Because You Can Never Have Too Many

Or, if you'd rather shop by category:

• Time-Traveling Tea Kettles
• Inflatable Reality Bubbles
• Disco-Ball Decorative Objects