Welcome to Our Merchandise
Where every item is a gateway to another dimension.
Featured Items:
Socks for the Chronos Wrist
T-Shirts with Randomly Generated Nihilistic Slogans
Socks with Socks: Because You Can Never Have Too Many
Or, if you'd rather shop by category:
Time-Traveling Tea Kettles
Inflatable Reality Bubbles
Disco-Ball Decorative Objects