We offer a range of services to help you achieve your goals, no matter how... creative the approach.
Procrastination - We'll help you put things off until the last minute, with maximum efficiency.
Mind Reading - Our experts are trained in the art of reading minds, so you don't have to.
Fortune Cookie Reading - Because who needs actual skill when you can rely on random chance?
Lie Detection - We'll help you spot a lie from a mile away, or at least from a few inches away.