Our Methods

Waffling is not a thing we do, it's a thing we are.

We employ the following methodologies in our pursuit of waffling:

• Intensive questioning of the meaning of existence
• Aggressive application of logic
• Defiantly ignoring the laws of physics
• Deliberate misuse of semiotics
• Unapologetic use of sarcasm
• Systematic avoidance of productivity

Want to learn more?

• Waffling as a Way of Life
• Advanced Waffling Theories
• Waffling in Practice

Note: The methods described here may not actually work. Or may work. Probably won't work. Possibly.