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Tips for the Quick Escape

Tired of being stuck in the simulated reality of the Matrix? Want to make it out alive? Look no further than Our Milk Farm! Our expertly trained cows will guide you through the art of evading Agents and dodging bullets in no time.

1. Stay hydrated. You know, for the sake of the children.
2. Learn to think outside the box. Literally. We're talking cow-shaped escape pods here.
3. Develop your sense of direction. It's not just about north, south, east, and west. There's also "up" and "down".

Learn more about our milk farm's philosophical approach to escape and shop for all your milk-related needs.

Escape Tactics