Our Misery Services
- Consultations: We'll tell you all the ways you're wrong.
- Therapy: We'll help you realize your life is actually a never-ending nightmare.
- Surgery: We'll give you the look you always wanted, but probably regret it.
Our Misery Testimonials
- We're miserable just thinking about our past relationships.
- Our therapists are trained to make you feel worse about yourself.
- Our surgeons are experts at giving you a face that says 'I'm a failed experiment.'