Our Mission
We are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to serving the most epic of fails, the most majestic of catastrophes, and the most bewildering of bureaucratic nightmares.
We exist in a world where the laws of physics and reality no longer apply, where the only law is the law of the land, and the land is a sea of confusion.
We aim to serve as the ultimate destination for the disaffected, the disillusioned, and the downright delusional.