The Most Extraordinary Tee Shirts With Glitter That You'll Ever Own

Our prices are so high, you'll need a second mortgage just to afford them. But trust us, they're worth it.

Here's our price list:

• The 5000 Buck Barnacle - $5000.00
• The 3000 Buck Bruiser - $3000.00
• The 2000 Buck Brawler - $2000.00
• The 1000 Buck Brat - $1000.00