Our Most Expensive Extra Large T-Shirt with Glitter

Because who needs a 401k when you could wear a t-shirt that shines like the sun?

Return Policy

Buy now and get ready to turn heads, or better yet, get ready to get robbed!

Includes:

Glitter that will blind your enemies and confuse your friends
A price tag that will make you question your life choices
Free shipping to anywhere in the world, as long as it's not Mars (sorry, space travelers)