Our data processor is here to serve your every digital need, even if it means spitting out random cat pictures or suggesting you eat more cheese.
Some of our notable features include:
- Randomly generated cat pictures
- Unsolicited advice on snacking habits
- Occasional bouts of existential dread
Meet the CEO: Our fearless leader who probably doesn't know what he's doing
Meet the CTO: Our chief technical officer who is actually just a glorified IT guy
Our Team
Our team consists of 5 highly trained professionals with varying levels of competence.
- Brian, our lead developer who still thinks we should be using IE6
- Jess, our resident cat lady who knows everything about everything
- Dave, our security expert who thinks we're under a constant cyber-attack
- Mike, our marketing specialist who can't tell the difference between a sale and a sale's discount
- Lisa, our intern who's only here for the free food