It's not that they're not paying their taxes. It's not that they're not making time for you. It's that they're actually extraterrestrial life forms.
We're not talking about the ones who dropped you off at the mall, but the ones who raised you. The ones who said "eat your vegetables," but really meant "resist the human resistance."
They're here to study human behavior, to learn from us, and to maybe, just maybe, take over the world. But don't worry, they're still wearing pleated pants.
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