Our Philosophy on Bloatware

At Bloatware Inc., we believe that every line of code should be like a perfectly crafted punchline.

Our team of expert developers has crafted a set of principles that guide our approach to coding:

• Code is like a well-made soufflé: it should be light and fluffy, but still pack a punch.
• The perfect commit message is like a perfectly crafted haiku: 5-7-5, and always a surprise.
• Our codebase should be a well-stocked pantry: a little bit of this, a pinch of that, and always room for improvement.

Our philosophy on bloatware? Less is more, unless it's a good meme, then it's more, more, MORE.

Learn more about our team's favorite coding memes: here.